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college football

Numbskull Alabama Fan Finds Time to Say "Roll Tide" While Getting Arrested on TV

So you shout out Alabama before you shout out your mom—while getting arrested? I'm guessing she's not going to be saying just "hey" back.
Liam Daniel Pierce
4.10.17
New York Jets

The Jets are Reportedly Turning to Geno Smith

Whatever.
Sean Newell
10.19.16
Longreads Or Whatever

Beyond LinkinBall Z: The History of the Anime Music Video

They tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, what do AMVs really matter?
Phil Witmer
7.13.16
Op-Eds

Bowie Down Bitches: How David Bowie Became an Icon for Sexual Liberation

For those who’ve felt the pains of society’s razor sharp cookie-cutter, Bowie is a beacon.
11.20.15
Rank Your Records

Rank Your Records: The Cribs Argue About Their Six Albums

The drummer Ross then devised a complicated scoring system to settle the argument…
Kim Taylor Bennett
10.22.15
News

A Blue Dress Made Everyone Very, Very Agitated Last Night

Last night the question of what color a dress was set the internet on fire, and by this morning plenty of people were feeling like it should be burned to the ground.
Allie Conti
2.27.15
we saw this

Can Christmas Music Made by Pornstars Change People’s Perception of British Porn?

I went to the launch of Pornhub’s festive single to find out.
Ryan Bassil
12.3.14
Interviews

Foxing Won't Last Forever, But Their Debut Album Will

We talked to the (don't call them an) emo band about the surprising success of their powerful debut album 'The Albatross'.
Ben Sailer
5.8.14
Features

We Liveblogged the Grammys with @Seinfeld2000

Imagen.
Noisey Staff
1.26.14
Fan Fiction

We Got Ahold of Will Smith's New, Kanye-Produced Album

Okay, not really. But it's fun to imagine.
Bauce Sauce
8.22.13
CAPS LOCK REVIEWS

The Knife's 'Shaking the Habitual' is Actively Irritating

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON BRUH? THERE'S A RECORD LABEL THAT CONDONES THIS B?
The Kid Mero
4.10.13
the newtown sessions

The Newtown Sessions - Wampire

A performance from Wampire, a Portland-based indie/goth/horror duo we caught wind of earlier this year after they rolled out a shit-kicker of a seven-inch through Polyvinyl.
Newtown Radio
4.2.13
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