"WE DONT FUCK WITH DEEP DISH UNLESS WE'RE CELEBRATING SOMETHING."
Sister Mary Jo was my teacher in high school, and she's cool as hell.
There were a whole series of fiascoes that nearly befell our sea captain-like hero on his mustard journey.
He even reportedly took out some goddamn scissors during batting practice and cut the things up.
At first the runner was ruled safe, but a replay caused the officials to overturn the call.
There was no better proof of the concept for night baseball than a 1910 game at White Sox Park, but Major League Baseball wouldn't have its first artifically lit game for 25 more years.
I interned for a Minor League Baseball team because I wanted to work work for a Major League Baseball team. I thought I'd be crunching numbers like Jonah Hill, but instead I lived with an alleged child molester and worked with a drunk little person.