world cup qualifying


Panama Sub, Not a Ball Boy, Launches Ball into Stands to Kill Time

On a joyless night of soccer, a guy who didn't even play is our light in the darkness.


Now Is The Time To Fire Jurgen Klinsmann

It's time for Klinsmann to go, not just because the team is bad, but because there's time to make things right.


Cristiano Ronaldo Achieves Lifelong Dream Of Becoming A Human Mannequin

He has found his true calling, not as a soccer player, but as a living statue for us to gaze upon.


FIFA's 201st-Ranked Team Scored an Away Goal and Promptly Lost Their Shit

San Marino is tiny and therefore not very good at soccer. So it's kind of a big deal they scored an away goal during World Cup qualifying.


FIFA President Gianni Infantino Proposes Expanding The World Cup Finals To 48 Teams

The idea is that 16 teams would be eliminated in a preliminary knockout round, with the tournament retaining its current format from the group stage onwards.


What's Wrong with the Mexican National Soccer Team?

With a World Cup qualifier against the United States looming in November, we take a look at what ails El Tri.


Juanpi's Goal for Venezuela Was Bonkers (Kind of Like Earning a Draw Against Argentina)

Ray Hudson lost his mind, and for good reason.


USMNT's Alejandro Bedoya and Eric Wynalda Have a Nice Little Twitter Fight

This Twitter war got a little ugly.


Gabriel Jesus Scores Twice as Brazil Begins to Right the Ship

Brazil's 19-year-old Gabriel Jesus put on a show against Ecuador last night.


Harry Redknapp Appointed Coach of Jordan National Team

Harry will take his extensive experience of London and the south coast to the Middle-East.


The National Soccer Team With More Players Born in the U.S. Than the U.S. Team

The tiny island of Guam is experiencing a soccer renaissance, thanks to an influx of players born in the USA and a little English ingenuity.