“We do a couple bumps and then he starts asking me what guns I like and if I’ve ever shot a handgun.”
No thanks. Never again.
“You will first notice the smell, it is a mix of Axe body spray, shame and stale overpriced beer.”
Armed with Yelp’s never-wrong advice, I partied in all the wrong places.
It's 2015, how does it still exist?
The most heinous artistic crimes committed across electronic music this year.
BUT LOOK AT HIS PASSPORT PHOTOS!
The stories of four people who directly caused someone else's death in one way or another.
Proof that, for most, clubbing in the UK has nothing to do with music.
We at Noisey have an unfortunately earned expertise in all types of trolls on Music Twitter, and have taken it upon ourselves to compile some of the worst archetypes you’ll encounter.
Sometimes you do a bunch of drugs and it's not that awesome. We asked some people to tell us about their worst times getting high and… Jesus Christ.