The VICE Guide to Right Now
Rat Jumps Over Wall at Wrigley Field and the Crowd Goes Wild
The real MVP of that Cubs game.
Cubs are Selling Dead Leaves for $200
The dead leaves have been authenticated with holograms.
Cubs Score Run when Kolten Wong Faceplants in the Outfield
Kolten Wong should get half of Anthony Rizzo's RBI for his play in left field.
The VICE Sports Guide to Horrific Foods (Maybe) Available at Big League Ballparks
It can be hard to keep up with all the horrific new stunt-foods introduced in MLB ballparks every year. So we didn't, and wrote about imaginary ones instead.
hot stove things
Exorcising the Failures and Fishmongers of Chicago Cubs Past
The Chicago Cubs haven't won a World Series since William Howard Taft was President, and came by their failures honestly. Now that all seems to be changing.