Police are investigating three incidents in which a man dumped buckets of 'liquefied fecal matter' on unsuspecting people.
Mustafa Ururyar was previously convicted of sexual assault but the trial judge’s unorthodox ruling has been overturned.
Spoiler: It might be better to ask for a ‘gym break.’
The university says it will work with other campus groups.
"Even now, after his conviction, it remains difficult for me to believe that he is guilty."
Legal expert says there are parallels between Justice Marvin Zuker and "knees together" judge Robin Camp.
This judge is basically the anti-Robin Camp.
'Her social media posts are indicative of someone who's come to court with an agenda.'
Bail judge said feminist readings cited in verdict may show a "predisposed mind."
"That verdict was a work of art."
University-bound kids will now have to wait a little longer to see where they'll be racking up massive student debt.
Unfortunately, it's just not possible that 16 schools have had zero incidents.