Image: Super Modi via Google Play

Fight Kejriwal, Hunt Black Money and Get Your Modi Face on in Digital India

The Google Play app store is basically Super Modi World now.

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Jun 1 2018, 6:19am

Image: Super Modi via Google Play

Narendra Modi paraphernalia is a fairly big business. There are 56 inch t-shirts, “Tolerant Modi” coasters, fiery laptop skins, phone covers, and even life-size cardboard stand-ups on sale for his fans from all the other world.

But the most intense form of #ModiMania can be found in the playground that is the Google Play store, where developer fanboys of the digital life-lovin’ prime minister come out to pay tribute. There are apps that allow you to take selfies with Modi, side-scrolling platform video games, and love letters to the new currency notes. There are also keyboards, a Modi guide to yoga, status apps, and an app that gives you mah-mah-mah-Modi Face.

Modified by the My Modi Face app, VICE editor Sonal Shah wonders if this Modi keyboard would make her edits more sanskari. Images: My Modi Face and Modi Keyboard via Google Play.

I scrolled through about 245 apps to look for the gems.

Modi Run

Unlike Rahul Gandhi’s pre-election Temple Run, Modi Run is a simple game where PM Modi runs through obstacles placed against the background of various Indian states to win elections.

Modi Run has graphics worse than 1990s Tetris. But this doesn’t seem to matter to the over one million people who have installed it. The prize for beating a level is getting to see Modi cozy up to Barack Obama, which seems a little dated, but whatever.

Several other games offer variations on this theme.

Image: Modi in Ghostland Bow Arrow Modi Game via Google Play
Image: Modi vs Black Money via Google Play

Super Modi

If you thought the guys making Modi Run were being creatively lazy, the developers behind Super Modi kicked in a door, bringing a meme to life, screaming, “Hold my beer.” This app superimposes Modi’s face on Mario and lifts the entirety of the Mario arc—minus the Princess, for Modi loves only the nation.

In other games, he even has to contend with villains like former Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, Congress President Rahul Gandhi, and Delhi Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal.

Image: Modi vs Kejriwal via Google Play
Image: Modi Kejri Run via Google Play

Selfie with Narendra Modi Ji

Our prime minister loves selfies—so much so that even Mark Zuckerberg couldn’t come in between Modi and the camera. Modiji wants selfies with all famous people, and apparently, everyone else wants selfies with Modiji. The Google Play Store houses nearly 50 apps that let users be a part of the Modi-selfie experience.

To test one of several Modi selfie apps, I gave Intern Anup an opportunity to fulfil his dream of having a photo with the PM.

All of Intern Anup’s dreams fulfilled.

The picture seems more realistic than most political party manifestos.

Modi Keynote

Patriotism fuses with tech in an app that asks citizens to “Cooperate with our Modi Ji for 50 days to ensure fight against black money.”

How? The Modi Keynote app (one of dozens) uses augmented reality (familiar to fans of Pokémon Go), to play Modi’s controversial video announcement of demonetisation on the new Rs. 200, Rs. 500 and Rs. 2,000 notes. According to the app developer, Tirupati’s own Suresh Kumar of Barra Skull Studios, it doesn’t work on the demonetised notes.

The app is listed under entertainment and has over five million downloads, but it isn’t really entertaining. It reminded me of the mindless hours I spent standing in a line in the Delhi cold post cashtration. Even Kumar is unhappy, telling me over the phone that he’s made other more innovative apps, but the janata only downloads Modi Keynote.

Although, Kumar added nonchalantly, he made Rs. 6 lakhs in the year after demonetisation from ads in the app.

Modi Jacket Suit Photo Editor

As the ruling dispensation, The BJP has been oddly obsessed with how much physical contact India’s first prime minister and Swag Prince Jawaharlal Nehru had with the women around him. Our current prime minister is obsessed with Nehru too, blaming him for pretty much every problem in India, forgetting that a current PM kinda, sorta has the ability to change policy.

In his quest for being different, Modi has co-opted the Nehru Jacket, which now sells like gangbusters when branded as the “Modi Jacket”.

For those who can’t afford khadi, the Modi Jacket Suit Photo Editor app is a filter—again, one of many—which (badly), lets one add various jackets to a photo of the user.

This app works in a funny way, emblematic of India’s economic situation under the BJP, with the user’s head fitting in to the suit, like a hook to an eye.

Like a fish hook to an open eye.

Image: Modi Kejri Run via Google Play

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