Bullshit Job Diary
Bullshit Job Diary: I'm a Bookie and I Love to See Racists Lose Their Money
Still, nothing can prepare you for watching punters fight over their losses or throw away a weekly wage in an hour.
3 days ago
Becoming an Artisanal Baker Destroyed My Body
Some days I made up to 800 loaves of bread myself. It was an infernal pace, I never complained but in hindsight, I now know that choosing this job was the worst mistake of my life.
I Manipulated Lonely Teachers to Steal Tests in High School
I got the idea when I was working at a movie theater.
The Highs and Lows of Being a Student Drug Dealer
I made thousands selling drugs to students – but I wouldn't go back.
Two Nights a Year, I Allow My Entire Kitchen to Do Tons of Drugs
Drugs are taboo in my kitchen, except on two nights a year: the night before King's Day, and New Year's Eve. On those nights, we go crazy.
I Got Paid to Improve Rich Kids' Personalities on Their College Applications
I agreed to do something that seemed a little bit sketch but ultimately legal so I wouldn't have to take out loans. It turned out to be a very fine line.
I Help People Cheat Their Way to Getting PhDs
I've written dozens of papers, including dissertations, for people with fancy titles in prestigious fields.
These Engineering Students Built a Special Pen Just for Cheating on Tests
"We didn't really need to cheat, because we already had 3.9 GPAs."
I Use My Learning Disorder Diagnosis to Cheat on Tests
Getting diagnosed cost thousands of dollars—my roommate couldn't afford it—but it's helping me out big time.
I Make $1,000 a Week Writing Essays for Lazy Students
Helping kids scam schools has turned into a full-time job for me.
That One Time
How One Vibrator Gift Spurred a Mini Revolution of Gifting Vibrators Around Me
While the debate over ‘Which one’s better?’ rages on, this gifting chain is the best self-love I have indulged in (apart from, well, my buzzy buddy).
That One Time
I Had a Three-way With a Techie and a Vibrator
“What happened next was something I will never forget—a penetration so deep, sensations so heightened, and an orgasm so loud and powerful that spots danced behind my eyelids as I came.”