Emma Garland

Associate Editor, VICE UK

End of the 2010s

An A-Z of Things the 2010s Killed

RIP uploading 207 photos to Facebook after an average night out.
Emma Garland
12.28.19
high society

The Rise and Rise of GHB, the Most Dangerous Club Drug in the World

Take a millilitre too much and you'll put yourself into a coma. So why does it keep getting more popular?
Emma Garland
12.4.19
Music

Fame, Focus, Fist-Bumps: An Intimate Interview with Robbie Williams

As he gears up to release his 12th studio album, we spent a day playing golf and eating soup with England's greatest living pop culture legend.
Emma Garland
11.16.19
Health

Period Behaviour: A Guide

From dressing horribly to getting very sincerely into "wellness", here are some of the bad decisions you make while bleeding out what feels like half of your body weight.
Emma Garland
10.7.19
Music

The Revolutionary Pleasure of Lana Del Rey

'Norman Fucking Rockwell' is a masterpiece from an artist whose greatest gift to her listeners is the total submission of thought to feeling.
Emma Garland
9.3.19
Interviews

I Asked Stifler's Mom to Fix My Sex Life

I asked Jennifer Coolidge off 'American Pie' for dating advice, but she says I’m already perfect and all my misfortunes can be blamed on men.
Emma Garland
8.2.19
Music

Robbie Williams Is England's Greatest Living Legend

Give the man a Tony immediately, for this Hyde Park concert was the greatest piece of theatre I have ever witnessed.
Emma Garland
Lauren O'Neill
7.19.19
renting

The Most Depressing Things About Living in a House Share

As high rents force people to cohabit for longer than ever before, adulthood is now defined by waiting to shower and being shushed for having an orgasm.
Emma Garland
6.10.19
Gender

Just a Few of the Lies Women Have Been Sold

From: you read too much into everything, to: you're definitely getting abducted at some point.
Emma Garland
Lauren O'Neill
Hannah Ewens
Daisy Jones
3.25.19
mental health

How Do You Know When to Quit Therapy?

When I imagined finishing therapy it was always with a sense of capability and optimism, but what I got instead was the overwhelming feeling that I was giving up.
Emma Garland
3.19.19
Save Yourselves

Global Warming Behaviour: a Checklist

Just a fun (and not existentially alarming) list!
Lauren O'Neill
Emma Garland
3.1.19
self-help

How to Be a Functioning Person Again This January

Potential solutions for post-Christmas ennui that don't involve excessive movement or giving something up.
Emma Garland
1.7.19
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