An answer must be found.
The “ideal penis size” has grown and shrunk throughout history.
Apparently those anonymous shipments aren't always anonymous, so please send your chocolate genitalia respectfully and responsibly.
Plus, a man's tantrum over being denied an in-flight fish dinner caused a 5-hour plane delay.
I helped my friend solve a penis problem I never knew existed.
Not that I recommend doing it, or even having conversations with men at all.