star signs
Why I Quit Writing About Star Signs
“When astrology got computerised and went mainstream, anyone could cough up a few bucks and get ‘qualified’ in an online course.”
Coronavirus Is Making People Fall Out of Love With Astrology
How can we look to the stars and planets when the world is this monumentally screwed right now?
A Few Warning Signs that Astrology Apps Might Be Ruining Your Life
Just a suggestion: constant notifications from The Pattern about your commitment style might not be that helpful!
Your Star Sign Apparently Affects What Kind of Porn You Like
There's a zodiac filter on YouPorn now, which matches you to porn stars based on your birthday, so we gave it a go.
How to Date People Who Are Into Astrology
"One guy said he didn't like me sending him astrology memes because they highlighted the parts of himself he dislikes the most."
We've Hit Peak Astrology
The celestial phenomenon isn't just experiencing a boom, it's become something else entirely, with its own rules and humour.
All the Shit That's About To Go Down During Scorpio Season
It's literally named after an eight-legged carnivorous arthropod who has a deadly weapon attached to its body – take from that what you will.
All the Shit That's About to Go Down During Libra Season
There’s a reason Libra season happens right before cuffing season, baby.
The Astrologers Who Try to Solve Murders Using Birth Charts
This is what happens when your interest in astrology links up with your true crime obsession.
The Point in Your Star Chart that Reveals Your Hidden Sexual Desires
Finding what sign Black Moon Lilith is in can help you understand the dark side of your personality—and well as buried subconscious longings.
Your Star Sign Affects Your Music Taste in Ways You May Not Realize
We spoke to astrologer Annabel G how something as intrinsic as your "sign" might be useful beyond vintage pick-up lines.