I Tried Every Type of Non-Plastic Straw So You Don't Have To
The war on plastic straws is here, and you're going to need to know what your options are.
Our Blessed Year
My Top Ten Addictions of 2018
From the internet to coconut La Croix to cancelling plans.
The Most Played Out Memes of 2018
These were funny for about a tenth of a second.
This Is What It Takes for a Trump Voter to Change Their Mind
Why the widely-mocked case of a butterfly expert—and Republican—upset over the president's border wall actually matters.
Eric Andre Should Be Trump's Next Chief of Staff
The comedian has an innate understanding of chaos—and he would end politics as we know it.
They Should've Let Eric Andre Host the Oscars
An Oscar host has been chosen, but picking Andre would have been so brave!
The Burnout and Escapism Issue
Escaping from our hell world with 500 biker chicks.
What It's Really Like to Stay Sober in College
"I find alcohol existentially terrifying.”
Melania Trump Is Planning Another Christmas from Hell
Red trees! Dark lighting! Utter doom!
The 13 Most Bizarre Things Donald Trump Apparently Believes
According to the president, you need ID to buy cereal and asbestos could have helped save the World Trade Center from 9/11.
The Biggest Assholes Who Lost the Midterms
Ted Cruz might have won, but a lot of other fuckheads lost last night.
Celebrity Voting Selfies, Ranked
From the most cringeworthy to the actually pretty cool.