“When my men left their homes, they told their families that they might not be coming back alive. And most of them did not.”
We spoke to a guy whose job is to kill almost 1,500 cattle every day.
This job profile includes putting on an act and making people laugh, even while dealing with personal woes.
"I’ve only ever dreamed of one person in a romantic way, and that was Columbine shooter Dylan Klebold."
"I once found a dildo that was as long as my forearm in an old lady's house. At first, I thought it was a baseball bat."
"After the spirit left my body, my tutor told me that the spirit was Albert Einstein himself, and that he had spoken through me for seven to ten minutes straight."
"Almost everyone does drugs in this business. I think it helps stimulate your creativity and muscles when you're standing in a kitchen for 15 hours straight."
Like, do you ever get scared?
"Hearing someone give evidence about how their life has been ruined is emotional for absolutely everyone."
"Not all zookeepers like animals. If you really loved animals, you wouldn't want to see them locked up."
"I started shouting at my mum because of the sound she was making as she chewed on a sandwich."
"Under the right circumstances, anyone could commit a crime. I try to look for the commonality."