drunk

3.5.19

This Is Why Getting Drunk Gives Some People Diarrhea

"I’d expelled about a half-cup of rusty water before my sphincter snapped shut, and I could hobble to the bathroom to finish what I‘d sharted."

1.3.19

Woman Finds Drunk Guy Sleeping in Her Dog's Bed, Is Surprisingly Chill About It

The guy apparently went a little too hard on New Year's Eve.

12.8.18

Why Champagne Hangovers Make You Want to Die a Thousand Deaths

This is why we have hangover cures.

10.26.18

People Told Us About Their Worst Halloweens

Haunting tales of puke, vomit, and barf guaranteed to scare you off the holiday for good.

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10.3.18

Boston Flight Diverted Because Drunk Bro Wouldn't Stop Doing Pull-Ups

Turns out the middle of a flight is a bad time to get those gains.

9.27.18
8.10.18

I Tried 'Mindful Drinking' to See If I Can Have Fun Sober

Alcohol-free drinks are catching on in a big way, so I thought I'd give them a go.

8.3.18

Stories from People Who Got Extremely Drunk and Woke Up in Foreign Countries

It's bizarrely common, so we thought we'd round up a few of the best tales.

6.29.18

People Told Us the Dumbest Ways They Ever Hurt Themselves in Six Words

“Cut penis while trimming pubic hair.”

5.7.18

'Drunk or Stoned' United Stewardess: 'If Your Seatbelt Isn't Tight, You Fucked Up'

The airline has since apologised for the "concerning incident."

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