Then pretended they didn't.
"I’d expelled about a half-cup of rusty water before my sphincter snapped shut, and I could hobble to the bathroom to finish what I‘d sharted."
The guy apparently went a little too hard on New Year's Eve.
This is why we have hangover cures.
Haunting tales of puke, vomit, and barf guaranteed to scare you off the holiday for good.
Turns out the middle of a flight is a bad time to get those gains.
C'mon man, take a nap or something.
Alcohol-free drinks are catching on in a big way, so I thought I'd give them a go.
It's bizarrely common, so we thought we'd round up a few of the best tales.
“Cut penis while trimming pubic hair.”
The airline has since apologised for the "concerning incident."