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Here's How Long It'll Take You to Fuck Up Your New Year's Resolutions
If you haven't already, that is.
I Tried Out a Bunch of Natural Highs to Make Dry January Less Boring
From floating to masturbation to self-flagellation—there's a lot of stuff that doesn't contain alcohol and allegedly gets you high.
How to Actually Curb Your Drinking for the Rest of the Year
It's the first day after Dry January. If you want to keep this new enhanced lifestyle up, here's what you need to do.
How to Not Be an Asshole if You’re Doing Dryuary
Quitting booze for one month a year doesn’t make you a hero.
Some Important Advice for Anyone Doing Veganuary
Forget Dry January; going vegan is much harder than dropping the bottle.