He loves chicken wings, head rubs, and watching 'Gator Boys' on TV.
"He was like a dog. I don't think he knew he was an alligator."
And he looks like he somehow got bigger...
He placed the blame for the stunt on the "alcohol, man."
We're not worthy.
Proving once again that they're metal as hell.
There were enough dangerous reptiles at Todd Kates's Thousand Oaks home to fill a 'Jungle 2 Jungle' reboot.
Not everyone's going to Disney.
The school's administration quickly got wind of the campus's new viral social media star, and gave the students a warning.