A Sanity Checklist for 2019
These 4 things are likely affecting your anxiety level. If you’re trying to get your head on straight, this is the most fundamental place to start.
The Definitive Differences Between Real Writers and Fucking Fakes
Do: be depressed as fuck. Don't: accept edits.
Taste Testing Flavoured Lube in Search of a Culinary Climax
Basically a "MasterChef" tasting, but with five bottles of lube.