Eye contact parties, cuddle puddles, 'conscious dance.' The Bay Area has changed in a lot of ways, but still knows how to get kinky.
For days, locals had to stay indoors or don air masks in an effort to avoid the harmful particles in the air.
Although free, these two men are still fighting to break free of the system.
Business Insider documented the boring and healthy life of a San Franciscan and the internet lost its damn mind.
And was only mildly humiliated in the process.
"Jogger Joe" isn't the only one mistreating homeless people in the Bay Area.
Koko died in Woodside, California, on Tuesday. The beloved primate was 46.
Apparently he's never heard of edibles.
The local fire department ended up having to pull the thing out of the San Francisco Bay.
Hint: Not America.
The attorney who won a $200 billion settlement from tobacco companies in the 90s has set his sights on an even bigger target.