Valentine's Day


Stories of Grand Romantic Gestures Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong

Valentines Day sucks, but these botched expressions of love suck worse.


How to Trick Your Ex into Thinking You're Thriving

A handy guide for not actually getting over your ex, but to make it appear like you have, which is obviously more important.


I Tried to Cuff in Time for Valentine’s Day Without Using Apps

I literally mean I printed out and handed out flyers instead, in what rom coms would suggest are the best places to meet someone.


These Artists From All Over the World Are Reimagining Valentine's Day

These visual artists want you to focus your attention on healthy relationships, self-care, and gender equality on the most romantic day of the year.


This 'Black Mirror' Website Tells You When Your Relationship Will Fail

Because nothing is more romantic than arguing about the life span of love.


The Norwegian Curling Team Is Here to Steal Your Girl

How do you compete with pants like those?


Gen Z On How They Do Dating Better Than Older Generations

And also: what they miss about old-timey courting.


A Load of Savage Break-Up Texts, Ranked

We did a critical reading of some dumping messages, to see if there's any "good" way at all to bin someone off via text.


Photographs of Butt Bouquets for Valentine's Day

Photographer Jessica Pettway gives some tips on how to avoid boring and generic arrangements.


10 Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Relationship Anarchist

"Relationship anarchists refuse to give certain people in their lives power over them just because their relationship is romantic or sexual."


This Guy Pretended to Be an Army General with a Chopper for a Date, Feds Say

He allegedly told people he was headed to a top-secret meeting approved by the president, which feds say was a bunch of BS.