It’s trendy to be a contrarian on social media. Here are some thoughts nobody is brave enough to tweet.
I’d been using alcohol to treat my anxiety, but it wasn’t helping.
“If I was ever upset around my dad there was no way he was going to let me openly cry about something.”
“I remember scooping up a handful of dead bugs and spiders from the windowsill, and dumping them into her mouth.”
Signs of intelligent life are spreading among young singles.
‘Just a small town girl, living in a loooonely world!’
So many hot, sweaty farts.
Sometimes revenge is a dish best served with bodily fluids.
Lawrence Shrader definitely has more dead people in his basement than you do.