There's nothing a massive amount of fake tan can't fix.
This video was originally published by Noisey.
Last week, Noisey reporter Billie JD Porter caught a train to Weston-super-Mare to meet Rihanna tribute act, Donna Ramsdale. Donna spends a substantial amount of her time dancing around in skimpy underwear as children play with the claw machines around the stage in Brian Leisure Park. She is also white. Which is absolutely fine, since, in Donna's words, "[Rihanna's] from Barbados, and I've been there many, many times."
But is Rihanna from Barbados? Or is she from Ibiza? Uneducate yourself by watching in the player above.