Dino-Perverts Do Exist

This picture has been floating around my favourite image blog for about a month. What of it? I thought. People get bored and creative, I thought. It's not a real fetish, I reasoned. Surely no-one has a grasp of fantasy so wild that they get off on these extinct thalidomide Titans? (After the jump is NSFW BTW).

Then I found out about Pennsylvania's latest pervert. Word has it that police are on the watch for a man who exposed himself to two teenage girls and then tried to screw a huge plastic dinosaur before fleeing on a bicycle. He was Hispanic, which makes sense because there are huge archeological digs in Latin America, reflecting the large dinosaur population in those areas, increasing the chance that he may have been abused by a stegosaurus when he was young. Sadly it is true that the abused end up abusing.

Still, if the dino-fetish does exist, it is still quite niche. Here's a selection of the best stuff a quick Google gets you.

This is kind of educational.

This is just lame. No-one had even heard of velociraptors before Jurassic Park, this is just yet another example of media brain-washing. Someone tell Parentdish.

And that's about it, except for one horrible film. Seriously, don't click on it unless you're over eighteen but if you really want, you can watch dinosaur porn here.

PETE BOG