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The news is part boring and part overwhelming, so here's a quick list of all the stuff we thought was significant today:– Cabinet agrees need for action over Syria– Firms relabelling low-skilled jobs as apprenticeships– Drinking a glass of wine will shorten your life by thirty minutes– Khloé Kardashian gives birth to a baby girl– Tom Daley calls out nations that criminalise being LGBTQ after gold win