Some truly embarrassing shit has somehow attached itself to weed over the years, and it’s gotta stop. In an effort to do our part in purging the lame things that have come to be associated with weed, the Noisey staff has put together a list of what we’d like to see end immediately. We’re not saying these things are all inherently bad, per se. What we’re saying is that we’d like to separate them from weed culture forever. So, please, let's allow the following weed clichés die a swift and painful death…
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Saying “Oh Man, I Got the Munchies!”Smoking Out of ApplesTalking About the Surveillance StateSeth Rogen MoviesPink FloydWhite People with Dreads
Looking at the Sky and Saying Something “Deep”Talking with a Fake Stoned VoiceBeing "Stoked"Tech Bros Trying to Optimize Weed SmokingTech Bros Engaging with Weed Culture at All, ActuallyWalking Around Barefoot
Being Named JoshTie DyeTalking About Your Interpretation of GodJimi HendrixBongs That Are Too BigBongs That Are Too SmallBongs That Are Shaped Like Dicks
Being from Minneapolis“Wonderwall”Forgetting Bob Marley Was a MusicianJames FrancoBeing Alive in the 1960sWhite Women with Henna Tattoos
Talking About Your ChakraReading NoiseyCalling It “The Devil’s Lettuce”Calling It “Bud”Calling It “Flowers”Calling It “Cannabis” (What Are You, a Scientist?)Wall Tapestries
Driving Real Slow to Taco BellBeing a Weed Health NutHanging Beads from Your Rear-View MirrorPhishDragon's Blood IncenseNot Shutting the Fuck Up About How It Comes from the EarthBaja Hoodies, or Actually, Any Hoodie That Doesn’t Have Sleeves
Artisanal Blunts with, Like, Lavender and Shit in Them18-Year-Olds Telling You Why Smoking Weed Won’t Give You CancerWatching Weediquette, Season 4 Coming Soon to VICELANDLecturing People About the Five Pillars of Hip-HopDiffusersSwearing That Edibles Don't WorkMood MusicBeing Extremely Adamant That The Big Lebowski Is the Best Coen Brothers Movie
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Talking About the Difference Between THC and CBDUsing the Phrase "The Power of the Plant"Quoting Half BakedYes, Even the Scene Where Jon Stewart Says “On Weeeed?”In Fact, Especially the Scene Where Jon Stewart Says “On Weeeed?”Quoting That One Movie Where the Two Guys Whose Names Are Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle (We Can’t Remember the Name of It Right Now)The Phrase “Bong Hits for Jesus”Talking About NatureBeing John MalkovichBeing John MalkovichLow-key Bragging About How Hard It Is for You to Get HighTweeting About Rick and MortyPretending It’s Not a Gateway DrugWhat did we forget? Tell us on Twitter, maaaaan.