All the News You Need to Read This Morning

Read it all here so you don't have to open Twitter.

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17 January 2018, 11:29am

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The news is part overwhelming and part boring, so here's a quick list of all the stuff we thought was significant today:

The UK government now has a minister for loneliness

Woman sues man acquitted of rape in Scottish court trial

Trump could have lived to 200 years old if he ate fewer hamburgers (?), a doctor says

Former sex workers launch High Court challenge to UK law

YouTube softens advert payment rules

NHS is losing 33,000 nurses a year

A lil cup of tea apparently gets the creative juices flowing

Family breakdown leads to growth in pauper funerals

London teacher quits the profession because kids were hyped up on energy drinks and swore at her