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What is living in London like? Hell. Here’s proof, beyond all doubt, that renting in London is a nightmare.
Where is it? Primrose Hill, weirdly. This happens semi-regularly now: once every six weeks, like clockwork, a shithole turns up in a rich part of town (*1). You don't blink so much when a shithole turns up in a shithole part of town – but literally four roads over from Primrose Hill is Chalk Farm, and if you told me, "Hey. Hey, Joel: found a shithole," and I asked, "Where is it?" and you said, "Chalk Farm," I don't think I’d be surprised. I’d probably roll over and go back to sleep. I probably should’ve mentioned that at the start of this fantasy I was asleep. You woke me up to have this conversation. Chalk Farm being a shithole does not move me. Primrose Hill being one does.
What is there to do locally? Primrose Hill is a special area of London where, in the 1800s, forward-thinking Victorian architects built a cloistered enclave around a spectacular sloping park, to house all of Oasis' and Jude Law's future ex-wives
Alright, what are they asking? £1,200 pcm.
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