FIFA President Gianni Infantino is supposed to be the hip new model of Sepp Blatter. He's a younger, fitter, sexier man; he disavowed (and then immediately embraced) corruption; he's just got that certain metrosexual, hairless, 'cool' vibe that FIFA needs right now, and the proof is right here. Like, just check out his slick, hip dance moves! Those sweet shapes, that cute, down-with-the-fellow-kids handclap!
When visiting Zimbabwe Football Association president Phillip Chiyangwa (pictured above in the boss pink suit), Infantino decided to entertain onlookers with some seriously ironic dad moves, which let's face it are so 'in' right now.
Wait, what do you mean this isn't ironic? It has to be ironic. No, seriously, what.
Oh sweet Jesus.