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Did You Know It Was Groundhog Day Yesterday?

Did you know it was Groundhog Day yesterday?

Yesterday was Groundhog Day. You know, there’s that film about it where he wakes up and it’s the same day over and over again? I was asked to go out and ask people the same question over and over again. People don’t really know what to do with that.

VICE: Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

Did I know that it’s today? Is it? No, I did not know that.

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

Oh, I see.

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Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

Are you going to keep asking?

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

Do you want me to keep answering?

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

Is it? Gosh no, you hadn’t mentioned that.

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

No.

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

No, never heard of it.

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

[sighs]

Did you know it's Groundhog Day today?

[glares then walks off]

VICE: Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

No, I didn’t know it was Groundhog Day.

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

No.

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

What the fuck? No.

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

No.

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

No.

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

No.

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

Oh my god… NO, I didn’t know it’s Groundhog Day today.

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

I am unaware that it is Groundhog Day.

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

No. Well, obviously I do know now, because you’ve told me.

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

Go fuck yourself.

VICE: Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

No.

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

No.

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

Can you go away?

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

Leave me alone, I barely agreed to this in the first place.

I met this guy at a house party yesterday evening.

VICE: Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

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No, I didn’t know it was today.

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

No…

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

What are you getting at here?

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

I don’t get what you’re doing.

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

This is strange.

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

Do you know it's Groundhog Day?

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

Do you know it's Groundhog Day?

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

Do you know it's Groundhog Day?

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

Do you know it's Groundhog Day?

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

Do you know it's Groundhog Day?

Did you know it’s Groundhog Day today?

Do you know it's Groundhog Day?

[This continued for while longer until his ice cream started to melt and the question had lost any shred of comedic value.]

And that is how I helped prove that Groundhog Day's original hypothesis was correct.