The Mobile Uploads of the Idiot Who Stole My Phone

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The Mobile Uploads of the Idiot Who Stole My Phone

Consider us even, scumbag.
21 September 2012, 8:00am

A few days ago, at a bar in Paris, someone nicked my phone. I didn't think too much of it – after all I lose things all the time – untiI I received this email saying I had recently bought a video game:

Seeing as current owner of my phone didn't seem to be the most careful person on this planet, the next thing I did was check my Google+ account, in case he had managed to share any personal information with the internet that I could use to my advantage. Of course he had; my profile was flooded with the photos he's taken with MY phone. So, here are a few of these pictures.