What the Phone Saw

Well, kids, I'm off to Cuba for a week with my Cuban husband to meet his madre. In the meantime, here's the greatest hits of photos from my phone.

by Bruce LaBruce

January 24, 2012, 12:00am

Well, kids, I'm off to Cuba for a week with my Cuban husband to meet his madre. I had to clear my phone of the photos I've taken over the past couple of years, so here's a portfolio of the best ones. I'll report on my Cuban excursion next week.

Love, Blab

Gaggle of Zombies. They greeted me outside of the theater where my movie L.A. Zombie played during the GLBT Film Festival in San Francisco in June, 2011.

Tree-penis, Muir Woods, San Francisco.

The Illustrious Ladyfag at my Self-Loathing Party at the Bovine Sex Club in Toronto, June 2011.

At the General Idea show at the AGO in Toronto, 2011.

Pigeon Soup, Anyone? Toronto, 2011.

McDonald's-inspired artwork at El Instituto Cervantes, Madrid, 2011.

Christs for Sale, religious store, Madrid, 2011

The scariest street performer in the world ever, Madrid, 2011

Luizo Vega and a large girl at a discoteque in Madrid, 2011.

Me with Alaska and Mario, the amazing musical duo who have a reality show on MTV in Spain, Madrid, 2011. My photos of them are featured in my exhibit of all-new photography, "Obscenity," opening at La Fresh Gallery in Madrid on February 16th, 2012.

Abstract of Building, Madrid, 2011.

Amazing cardboard set for the insane adaptation of Ibsen's "John Gabriel Borkman" at the Volksbeuhne's Prater Theater, Berlin, 2011.

Underground kids DJing at CCCP Gallery, Winnipeg, 2011.

My high school graduation photo, snapped on Christmas, 2011.

Oranges in Pick-up Truck, Los Angeles, 2010. Why do I get the impression that there are either illegal Mexican immigrants or body parts hidden beneath them?