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Third to Fifth Valentine's Day Together

Maybe an M&S dine-in for two, maybe not
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actually very hard to find photos of couples looking visibly bored with each other, this is the best i could possibly do. doesn't really work, does it
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Ethel Willième)

Sit on the sofa in your clean joggers and catch up on that episode of the boxset you’re watching that you’ve seen but they haven’t. Later, if you’re good, you’ll have the first kiss on the mouth either of you have had since November 2k18.

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