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Of Course There's a 'Rick and Morty' Porn Now

The makers of 'SpongeKnob SquareNuts' just announced a new live-action "erotic" film based on the popular Adult Swim show.

Rick and Morty might have wrapped up its third season on Adult Swim, but fans can't seem to get enough of Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland's hugely popular sci-fi comedy. After inspiring a disastrous McDonald's marketing stunt last weekend, the show is now apparently getting the XXX treatment in a new parody porn called—of course—Dick and Morty.

Parody porn site Wood Rocket, which has made a career of tarnishing beloved cartoons with works like SpongeKnob SquareNuts, Ten-Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Strokémon, has now decided to take on Rick and Morty. The studio announced the project on Thursday with a semi-safe for work trailer and a pretty NSFW description.

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"When Morty Blows it again, Dick recruits ex-girlfriend Untitty to help him with his pickle," the press release reads. "In the meantime, Beth eases the pain of her divorce with a little help from the genitals of Mr. Meesex and Birdperson."

The trailer features a predictable collection of sex puns and decontextualized Rick and Morty catchphrases, such as "Pickle Dick," "shlom-shlom," "testicle-made Szechuan Sauce"—you get it.

Seeing that practically no TV show, movie, or cultural event is immune from becoming a porn parody, Rick and Morty—which became Adult Swim's most popular show this season—was doomed to follow suit. There are a number of amateur Rick and Morty–themed pornos out there, but Wood Rocket founder Lee Roy Myers is getting in on a growing market that lacks professional content.

"It's about both shock value and doing something I find funny and trying to do a good sex scene as well," Myers told VICE in 2013. "I mean, as weird as it is—as weird as all these ideas can be—if I don't do a sex scene that people could masturbate to, then I'm not doing it right."

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