Of Course There's a 'Rick and Morty' Porn Now

The makers of 'SpongeKnob SquareNuts' just announced a new live-action "erotic" film based on the popular Adult Swim show.

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Oct 13 2017, 9:03am

Rick and Morty might have wrapped up its third season on Adult Swim, but fans can't seem to get enough of Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland's hugely popular sci-fi comedy. After inspiring a disastrous McDonald's marketing stunt last weekend, the show is now apparently getting the XXX treatment in a new parody porn called—of course—Dick and Morty.

Parody porn site Wood Rocket, which has made a career of tarnishing beloved cartoons with works like SpongeKnob SquareNuts, Ten-Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Strokémon, has now decided to take on Rick and Morty. The studio announced the project on Thursday with a semi-safe for work trailer and a pretty NSFW description.

"When Morty Blows it again, Dick recruits ex-girlfriend Untitty to help him with his pickle," the press release reads. "In the meantime, Beth eases the pain of her divorce with a little help from the genitals of Mr. Meesex and Birdperson."

The trailer features a predictable collection of sex puns and decontextualized Rick and Morty catchphrases, such as "Pickle Dick," "shlom-shlom," "testicle-made Szechuan Sauce"—you get it.

Seeing that practically no TV show, movie, or cultural event is immune from becoming a porn parody, Rick and Morty—which became Adult Swim's most popular show this season—was doomed to follow suit. There are a number of amateur Rick and Morty–themed pornos out there, but Wood Rocket founder Lee Roy Myers is getting in on a growing market that lacks professional content.

"It's about both shock value and doing something I find funny and trying to do a good sex scene as well," Myers told VICE in 2013. "I mean, as weird as it is—as weird as all these ideas can be—if I don't do a sex scene that people could masturbate to, then I'm not doing it right."

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