Maybe Rio has a drive-through tattoo parlour, because that shit was fast. Neymar certainly got tatted up quickly, as he posted a snapchat of his new wrist candy very shortly after Saturday night's victory against Germany for Brazil's first Olympic gold in football.
Here's a better look to see where it fits into the man's sleeve.
Nope. Not even Pele has the right to tat himself up with the five rings. With a goal and a winning penalty, it's all Neymar's. Well deserved.