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Worshipping Nature with Glastonbury's Dancing Druids

As much as I'd have loved to, I didn't quite have the balls to get naked with the rest of them.

by Joe Stone, Photos: Theo Cottle
18 June 2014, 12:52pm

Hands up if you had a Wiccan phase as a teenager. Because I definitely did. My evenings were spent rubbing patchouli oil on green candles and I once went to something called “Witchfest” in Croydon, where I learned about the best type of wood to carve a wand out of.

However, I went off witchcraft long before I was old enough to join a coven (most only accept over 18s). My spells weren’t working, my mum was angry that I’d inadvertently set fire to the carpet with a charcoal incense block and I didn't want to dress like a goth or a hippy, which felt like a prerequisite. But I do sometimes wonder what would have happened if I’d become a fully-fledged Pagan. Could I have developed healing powers? Would my wardrobe consist exclusively of crushed velvet? Might I have been interviewed by Take A Break magazine?

Feeling nostalgic, I got in touch with a kind, knowledgeable woman named Kala, who used to read my tarot cards. These days she describes herself as a seeker, but was trained as a witch and has written plenty of books on the subject. I told her I wanted to brush up on Paganism, so she suggested I visit Glastonbury for the Beltane celebrations at the beginning of May.

Marking the beginning of the summer, Beltane is one of the largest festivals in the Pagan calendar. The way Kala described it, it sounded a lot like The Wicker Man, minus the ritualistic slaughter of Christians. I was sold.

After a 5AM start, we met at The Chalice Well, a sacred hole in the ground. As we gathered on the hillside, a Buddhist monk, a druid, a Christian and a Wiccan representing earth, air, fire and water each invoked their different elements, saying the type of things you'd imagine they would. For example, “Today, we re-enact the dance of creation, feeling our connection with the Earth and calling on the energies of the universe.” It felt pretty nice that – for this one day in a little town in Somerset, at least – different religions can put aside their differences in the name of worshipping nature.

Following their speeches, the four representatives lit a bonfire – which represented creation – and asked three male volunteers to guide a maypole through a garland held by some female volunteers. It was probably the least subtle phallic reference I’d seen since that sledgehammer in the “Wrecking Ball” video.

"Traditionally, Beltane was an excuse to get rat-arsed and have sex,” explained Kala.

As a red and white-ribboned maypole was set up beside us, we all took turns jumping over a fire, sound-tracked by a bunch of people banging on drums. After everyone had had a leap, it was time to head down to the Martyr’s Monument in the town centre. There, just as the heavens began to open, we were introduced to this year's May Queen and Summer King, who led a procession through town in which everything from the trees to the local recycling van were hailed and blessed.

We stopped off at The White Spring Well and Temple, where a couple of women got naked and splashed about in the water. The crowd was mostly an assortment of hippies letting it all hang out, and a minority of people like me standing around in our coats and not really knowing what to do with ourselves. 

By early afternoon I'd had a nice chat with the Archdruid of Avalon, but hadn't had much luck speaking to any witches. Most of the people I met defined their spirituality in fairly wooly terms, describing themselves as nature worshippers or as belonging to “the religion of love”.

No witches meant no magic, just lots of women dressed as Maid Marian and more flower headbands than the Sidebar of Shame during Coachella. I started to wonder if Beltane in Glastonbury is a bit like Christmas everywhere else – an excuse for a party, whether you believe in the legend or not.

As the procession reached Chalice Hill I finally spoke to a bonafide witch, Sandie, who explained that that the celebrations were started about nine years ago by two covens who wanted to take May Day back from the church. After the town's witches had taken a stand, the whole community got involved in celebrating the start of summer.

On cue, the assembled crowd gathered as a group of four (all druids, as far as I could tell) created a sacred circle and erected the massive maypole that had been paraded through town. This ceremony felt a lot like the one that morning, only with slightly higher production values and a sword bearer thrown in for good measure.

Strip away the novelty aspect, and going to a Pagan ritual is a lot like attending any ceremony of a faith you don't belong to. Just like if I'd been attending a mass, a lot of the rhetoric went over my head, and I was glad when the sacred circle was disbanded for more maypole dancing. 

As the sun came out, I accepted that I probably wasn't going to experience any kind of epiphany at Beltane, but I am glad it exists. The mystery and magic that had first attracted me to witchcraft as a teenager was in short supply, but what I had found – lots of British eccentrics marking the changing of seasons – seems like a more sustainable basis for spirituality.

It's obviously easy to be dismissive of anyone wearing a cloak, but a community coming together to celebrate nature is probably about as innocuous as religion is likely to get in 2014. And a part of me hopes that long after global warming has left all our major cities underwater, this lot will still be gathered on a hill somewhere worshipping the old Gods in their own naked, dancey way.

@Joe_Stone_ / @theocottlephoto

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