The Mail has returned to a familiar whipping boy this morning, tracing the life story of tragic prostitute Suzanne Blamires back far enough to realise that early 90s rave culture was to blame for her death at the hands of Stephen Griffiths. 'Vice' even gets a mention in there, just after the words 'rebellion' and 'heroin', and just before the phrase "grizzly death". All omens and spelling mistakes aside, it's pretty lame being associated with the kind of cum-spluttering dickwad who goes around calling himself 'The Crossbow Cannibal'. Ey Moaty – why you never call no more?
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