Our New Cover Rules, Fart-Knockers

We know this isn't standard practice, but we just couldn't wait another day: Behold the cover of the November issue, which features two perpetually chortling retards you might know.

That's right, in addition to leaking our interview with Mike Judge with photos by Terry Richardson, we couldn't help but give everyone a sneak peak of the cover for our upcoming TP for Your Bunghole issue, which will hit the streets on November 4. Not much more to say, except that you better get your ass to somewhere that carries the mag and pick up a copy because these fuckers are going to go like diarrhea cha-cha-cha.