Have you ever wanted to watch humans who have been skinned alive play soccer? Well, I'm sorry to say that will probably never happen and you have some seriously concerning personal preferences about soccer and humans. It's not all bad news, though. You can get the next best thing thanks to Club Deportivo Palencia and their horror-show uniforms. Behold: Mr. Slim Goodbody, but instead of one weirdo singing and dancing about digestion, it's 11 guys playing soccer.The players seem particularly thrilled with the new kits, which, again, depict the human body sans skin, yet still emblazoned with the club crest over the heart and a sponsorship over the chest. It's all very dystopian when you think about it. I don't know who the ad wizards are on this one, but I can tell you this: they didn't just drop the ball conceptually, they misfired on the execution, too. As you can clearly tell by the shorts, these are not full kit wankers.Presentación camiseta @CDPalencia para Playoff #NosDejamosLaPiel #SacandoMusculo pic.twitter.com/BFiV8qCoZF
— PEL4EZ (@miguel_pelaez) May 12, 2016