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What is living in London like? Hell. Here’s proof, beyond all doubt, that renting in London is a nightmare.
Where is it? I am sorry to say it is in Willesden Green again.
What is there to do locally? Please stop asking me what there is to do locally in Willesden Green, because there is nothing to do locally in Willesden Green, and every single time I am confronted by the question (What Is There to Do Locally in Willesden Green?), as if by magic another local activity (in Willesden Green) is vanished away, forever, the culture slowly eroding – and one day, to answer it, I'm simply going to have to go to Willesden Green, aren't I, and look at that "nice alleyway" they have, and I don't want to have to get one bus and two trains just to prove a point to you people, alright.
Alright, how much are they asking? £1,052 pcm. I know what you are thinking: why not a round £1,000 a month? Well, that would make sense, wouldn't it. We’re not in the business of making sense. We’re in the business of describing the actions of landlords.
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ii. I have all of this spare furniture falling apart in a garage so I might as well put it in this house.Anyway, here we have two of the most dark energy wardrobes ever seen on Gumtree, staring at your bed, which itself is a horrible, stale-looking boxframe bed, because of course it is – that's every rental bed in London. Why does the room have two wardrobes? Because it has two beds. Why does it have two beds? That, I suppose, is a question:
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