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What is living in London like? Hell. Here’s proof, beyond all doubt, that renting in London is a nightmare.
Where is it? Muswell Hill, which is essentially just a very large branch of Waitrose in north London.
What is there to do locally? If you're not from London and you move to London, you will learn one essential truth about London as soon as you move here: it is impossible to get good chip-shop chips in London. I feel this taps into what I call "Mum's Roast Paradox": the concept that, no matter where you go and what you eat, no matter how carefully prepared or Michelin-starred the chef, nobody on Earth can quite make a roast as well as your mum does. Similarly, the chips you grew up on are the chips you learn to love, and no other chips can compare to those chips, every chip beyond Your Chip feels wrong. But this is all irrelevant, because every chip in London is just fundamentally bad and crap and incorrect: too yellow, too pallid, too soft, a bulbous or otherwise wrong shape. First time I went for chips in London it was in Muswell Hill and I asked for a "chip cob", and the guy looked at me like I'd just called his mum "a dead dog's cock", and that has turned out since to be the best chip-shop I've been to in London, so… sorry, this went off-topic, the Coleen Rooney thing happened halfway through me writing this paragraph—
Alright, how much are they asking? Err… sorry, just reading Rebekah Vardy's response. Not being funny but I don't need the money: £825 p.c.m.
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