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This Guy Turns Unsolicited Dick Pics Into Art

If you send Chris a dick pic on Grindr, he'll reply with an elaborate drawing of your penis.

by Raymond van Mil
27 October 2016, 7:05am

This article originally appeared on VICE Netherlands

Chris is a Dutch artist, who makes drawings based on the unsolicited dick pics he receives on Grindr. When one such drawing is finished, he takes a picture and sends it directly back to the owner of the penis that inspired it. His work is a lot of fun to look at, but it can also teach us something about the relationship men have with their penises. Basically – men are very attached to their penises and love whipping them to greet strangers.

It all started when last year, Chris began drawing uncomfortable and unsexy moments in the porn videos he watched. Things have gotten a bit out of hand since then. He publishes his cock drawings on his Tumblr page and they're a hit – tote bags with prints of the best dicks on them have completely sold out.

Scroll down for some of Chris' best cocks and a few responses from the men they're attached to.

"Oh wow you've drawn my dick! Wow, that's cool. I'm actually blushing a little bit"

"Very nice! Haha, I'm flattered"

"Is that you? Nice"
– "No, don't you recognise it?"
"No?"
[Chris re-sends the original picture]
Ah, that pic!"
– ";)"
"I was just checking to see which one I had sent. But I sent that one via [dating site] GayRomeo. Super! Well done. Do you like to draw?"

"Wow! That's a great drawing, I recognise it instantly"

"Cool pic but am not into dick"
— "Don't you recognise it? :|"
"From where? My cock?"
— "Yes!"
"Hahaha!"

"Why are you sending my pics all over the internet?"
— "I'm not sending anything over the internet, just to you. Also, you sent your dick pic to someone before even saying 'hi' first. I'd say that you can expect someone would do something with it at some point."
[Chris was blocked by this user and he never heard from this man again]

Below are a few more drawings of dicks that didn't get any response:

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