First up were the people who took a more sensitive approach to the sad news that Tom may be off the market. The ones who would probably turn this experience into something positive in the end, like an album of multi-platinum selling torch songs, perhaps. Not sure I understand the idea of hashtagging your heartbreak though. Heartbreak is a personal experience, surely? Hashtagging it means you might end up indexed alongside people who are tweeting about dead budgies and Robin van Persie. And nobody wants that.omg. tom daley is dating kassidy cook.#heartbroken
— SophiaCasella (@sit_on_my_SOPHA) August 17, 2012
Be strong Sophie, you can't go through life thinking that any man who goes to see The Lion King with a girl is "taken". In fact, if the chap in question is taking girls to see The Lion King, then he might not be interested in you for another reason. (Because everyone else on the planet has seen that now and if he hasn't that means he's obviously a very, very busy man.)I'm actually heart broken that tom daley is taken :( serious downer on my night.
— Sophie Moynihan ♔ (@sophiemoynihan) August 16, 2012
The Mail Online article on the matter had some predictably nuts retweeters. While very few of them said anything about Daley being a terrorist, they seem to have taken him to their bosom as a kind of poster boy for good, old-fashioned British values.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2… no eff you. why would you do this to me huh HUH?!
— Laura Temprosa (@_lauraaaaxo) August 16, 2012
Emma Atkins had a more existentialist take on the matter, reminding us that although Tom Daley may have a girlfriend, our lives are inherently pointless and the only absolute certainty is death. Who said Twitter was banal, eh? Expect to see #10ThingsIWouldLoveAboutKierkegaardIfThereWasAnyPointLovingAnything trending soon.@kimberleyb_ FOL (fuck our lifes) dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…
— Emma Atkins (@emmaatkins_) August 15, 2012
There were some people who had a slightly less philosophical way of dealing with this. Those who like to get the melancholy out of their systems by plunging knives into other people's.AS IF TOM DALEY HAS A GIRLFRIEND. IM HEART BROKEN LIKE I'LL CUT HER
— taylor chandler ☼ (@itsTchand) August 13, 2012
Kassidy Cook, I'll kill you for stealing my Tom.
— TOM DALEY (@AliahSakinah) August 12, 2012
There were people whose outrage at Tom finding himself a good woman manifested itself in direct death threats. Cementing the angry tweet's position as the new brick through the window with a blood written note wrapped round it.Ohhhh Kassidy Cook i will kill you!! so watch out.
— Mrs. Daley (@MonicsMoreno_1D) August 15, 2012
You go, girl. Kassidy Cook goes to The Lion King with a guy on the first date! What a slag. I bet they'll be at Phantom Of The Opera by the third one! Kassidy Cook is clearly the diving world's Cleopatra. The Rebecca Loos to Daley's amphibious David Beckham.“@heatworld: Tom Daley takes ‘girlfriend’ Kassidy Cook to The Lion King bit.ly/PZfxY6” …slut
— Catherine Mulcair(@xcatmulcair) August 15, 2012
But if you think that was bad, get a load of this one. A person who believes that weird celebrity fan accounts should be the domain of heteros only. Quite possibly the worst thing anybody has ever said. Even @Rileyy_69 would balk at this.Follow Clive on Twitter: @thugclivePreviously:What Sort of Person Likes Ed Sheeran?What Sort of Person Likes Mumford & Sons?What Sort of Person Likes Chris Moyles?if gay people like Tom Daley, can we please kick them outta the fan base?Love from the fans
— anssaa to Tom Daley (@JLStoSatsTW) August 17, 2012