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Welcome to Worst Hot Take of the Week – a column in which @MULLET_FAN_NEO crowns the wildest hot take of the week.
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Hopefully a lesson was learned here by all (i.e. the most appropriate response to someone online, especially if you are an elected representative who is literally paid to at least pretend to advocate for members of the public, is: no response at all). However, let us contemplate the equally sad and stressful situation the vast majority of Britons may find themselves in soon, as people attempt to feed a family, pay rent and utilities with £94.25.As Labour’s Dawn Butler pointed out, the average rent across the UK is “£220 per week” and our sick pay “doesn't even cover the rent”. It’s not as if you need to ask some bean counting Martin Lewis nerd to deduct that when your income doesn’t cover half of your week’s rent that you are monumentally fucked. In a pre-COVID-19 Britain you couldn’t make due with £94.25, so fuck knows what the Tories are expecting any one to do in the survivalist sales when all the supermarket shelves are balder than Iain Duncan-Smith’s dome and all essentials are becoming black-market fodder, unless they expect people’s entire income to basically become landlord tokens whilst we harvest rats from the sewers.
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With their heads finally out of their arses, the Tories finally attempted to put in place some measures to stop the economy transporting us back to the medieval period, and address the precarious financial hardships that people in the UK are set to face. One such measure was extending a three-month “mortgage holiday” to buy-to-let landlords, but nothing in the way of relief for renters except a three-month suspension on evictions.Ignoring the blight of millions of renters with these half-measures is just going to leave us all with conundrums like: “what is it I should do with my Government pittance this week? Eat nothing but corned beef, finally wipe my arse with paper, or incur the wrath of my landlord who will then turf me out as soon as my ‘eviction holiday' is over?”Even if the Tories introduce a “rent holiday”, it still wouldn’t be enough within the current set of circumstances to mitigate the crisis we find ourselves in. Just imagine the impossibility of your landlord asking for three whole months of arrears in one go when you’re so deep in your overdraft that you have to pay attention to the decimal points and the only work you’ve been able to do in months is organise your sock draw and complete Death Stranding.
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