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The Culture Minister's New App Is Going Really Well

"Come back on live stream Matt I need to masturbate."
Simon Childs
London, GB
Matt Hancock MP

Culture Minister Matt Hancock has released an app to help his local constituents keep up to date with new pictures of him smiling while standing next to people. It's obviously supposed to be a forward-thinking attempt at 2.0 democracy, but it's basically it’s like a Facebook/Insta feed from one politician, with some opportunities for users to comment.

Within certain limits, of course:

Users are loving the opportunity to be themselves and share their views:

Some say the government is useless. I say to them: good luck getting anyone to believe you now they've provided us with an innovate new wanking platform.