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The news is part boring and part overwhelming, so here's a quick list of all the stuff we thought was significant today.- Pro-Brexit Tory MPs are now openly discussing how to oust Theresa May as Prime Minister- Don't worry, Vladimir Putin has assured the UK that Russia has found the Skripal poisoning suspects and that they're civilians, not criminals. Just innocent civilians!- Freeze your eggs before the age of 35 for a better chance of IVF success, says a new report- Turns out the police "super-recognisers" paid to recognise criminals might not be recognising the right people. Good stuff.- Apple is set to release three new iPhones this week, meaning the value of your phone – if it's a soon-to-be passé iPhone – could drop by 25 percent- Congrats, Ireland: Trump has cancelled his trip after a massive protest was planned in Dublin- Some Spanish hotels are removing their minibars because "mostly British" tourists are drinking them dry and filling up the little bottles with piss.- Paul McCartney and John Lennon had a wank together- In perhaps the most important news of the day, the Cardi B vs Nicki Minaj feud rages on, with Cardi's stylist warning haters that he will block them if they shade her
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