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But as the dream of the European leagues spreads beyond the shores of this continent, when even the lowliest Premier League sides have a Filipino fan club, when hooliganism hits America, when Danny Simpson hangs out with NFL players in Miami, when Stoke City can afford to buy the most exciting team of 2009, when medical developments mean that you can play on for longer – when all of these things are possible, packing it in to take over the Fox & Horses in Cheshunt seems less and less appealing.On VICE vs. Video Games: Why Introducing Customisable Avatars Betrays Everything 'Football Manager' Stands For
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The Indian Super League has only been going for one year but to me, it's fast becoming the most fascinating prospect in world football. For decades we've been hearing the endless "USA! USA!"-style fanfare about what's going on in the MLS, about how it's definitely going to take off, and this summer the latest influx of Pro Evo 5's top-rated players sauntered off to bask in the monied sunsets of their careers in America. But in reality the idea of Pirlo and Lampard playing together in New York doesn't excite many people outside of the States, just as Beckham's time at LA Galaxy was reduced to the occasional YouTube video and a few photo-ops with Jeremy Piven. The MLS is for people who've never seen a League Cup replay, never had to show their season ticket to avoid a beating, never dodged a sniffer dog at the entrance to the Matthew Harding Lower. It is for Americans, people who genuinely tried to split the game into four quarters to maximise the advertising. The world isn't waiting and hoping that they finally take to it any more, it's too busy watching the Champions League.
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The MLS might have the household names but the Super League has the cool names, the weird names, the "Fuck me, is he still going?" and the "I'd actually love to watch him play again" names. A quick scour of the Wikipedia reveals such delights as Helder Postiga turning out for reigning champs Atletico de Kolkata in West Bengal; football's most famous GBH victim Marco Materazzi managing ex-Man City midfielder Elano deep in Tamil territory; Jon Arne Riise bringing his spectacular ginger foot to the Delhi Dynamos under the guidance of Roberto Carlos; Lucio taking over from Robert Pires as the star man in the hippy paradise of Goa; the recently disgraced Nicolas Anelka both managing Mumbai City and forming a strike partnership up top with Frederic Picquionne; Stephen Bywater manning the posts at the brilliantly named Kerala Blasters.This is how our boys relax after a thorough workout! — FC Pune City (@FCPuneCity)August 28, 2015
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