Revealed – FHM's 100 Sexiest Readers!

Because the furiously priapic readers of <i>FHM</i> deserve some glory, too.

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01 May 2014, 10:22am

Congratulations to Michelle Keegan, who has just been named FHM's Sexiest Woman in the World. It's not hard to see why. As FHM themselves say, "She's one of the most mind-bendingly sexy women ever to step foot on British telly, and the votes proved it."

It seems to be a reversion to type for the mag, which last year selected Jennifer Lawrence on the strength of her personality, asserting that "men the world over have fallen in love with her kooky charm". One thing that hasn't changed, though, is the comments section, which is still full of very average men furiously deriding the merits of women who are – by FHM's own reckoning – objectively very attractive.

It's been this way since at least 2012, when Tulisa Contostavlos won and thousands of passionate Britons famously took the time out of their lives to write in to FHM to "complain". As FHM themselves said, "How could – in a world of 3,301,112,087 women – Tulisa possibly be the world's hottest?"

Their answer? "Democracy." In this sense, you could look at FHM's 100 Sexiest Women as the great equaliser – a place where lasses from Coronotion Street can rub shoulders with the golden girls of the Hollywood A-List (and, weirdly, cartoons). But if you really, really think about it, perhaps it's also true that there's nothing very equal about men rating women from 1 to 100 on the basis of their looks.

Anyway, we decided that it was unfair to merely celebrate the women of the world, and that the male (and occasionally female) readers of FHM deserve a taste of that Dom Pérignon life, too. So here's the big list the world's been waiting for –FHM's 100 Sexiest Readers – revealed!

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Read on for numbers 90 to 81!

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Read on for numbers 80 to 71!

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Read on for numbers 70 to 61!

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Read on for numbers 60 to 51!

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Read on for numbers 50 to 41!

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Read on for numbers 40 to 31!

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Read on for numbers 30 to 21!

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Read on for numbers 20 to 11!

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Read on for numbers 10 to 1! It's the final countdown!

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So there you go – we just couldn't decide. Congratulations, guys!

Editor's note: This article was originally published in 2014 but has been updated to reflect this year's results.

@MillyAbraham

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