We've rounded everything up for you because you're lazy and we're nice like that.
Happy Friday. Here's the best stuff we've spent the week filling your brain with.
This guy's been injecting snake venom for 20 years in a quest for immortality.
Now that you're all taking ecstasy and going nuts to "EDM", it's time we had a little talk.
It compares her skin to the colour of the moon in the thin air of northern winters.
I watched loyalists, republicans and police attack each other over the Union Flag this weekend.
How did this literature of absolute nothingness get to be so popular?
This is why.
Kim Jong-un has the munchies.
Things were pretty tense in Kinshasa when the Second Congo War kicked off.
Remembering my high school daze of dolphin-chested, pubescent boys.
Life is a revolving door.
An open letter to the most undesirable man in Hollywood.