Five Things Jamie Lee Curtis Taete Can't Believe Have Happened

The D-Bag

This isn't like one of those things where a Ghanaian company calls their product "Shitto sauce." this bag is made by Tod's, a company big enough to advertise in Vogue. Surely that would mean that one person in their company speaks English, right? At the very least they must have access to Google.

2. Ray William Johnson getting his own HBO series. There is this certain type of person that I hate more than any other (seriously, while embedding the above video, I had to stop typing for a minute because my hands had involuntarily turned into fists). I always have a hard time explaining this type to people because there are a lot of contributing factors and I usually get as far as "they were bullied in school, but now they're back with hair gel and a degree in marketing" before they stop listening. So I was really really happy to find Ray William Johnson. He is the personification of every single thing that I find annoying. But guess what? His videos get, on average, two million views and he "is currently in early talks with HBO Studios to get his own one hour comedy special." Thanks world!

3. Kendra's Girls of the Olive Garden "So if you think you're sexy, and you work at the Olive Garden…" Here's a fun game; next time you're high try and figure out A) How Kendra came up with this idea and B) How this idea made it all the way from Kendra's brain in to reality. Oh, and you should know that not only did Olive Garden not pay her to do this, they actually released multiple statements distancing themselves from it. Real chin-scratcher, huh?

4. The theme tune to The Flintstones Even though I must have heard this a billion times in my life, it only occurred to me a couple of days ago how weird the lyrics are: "Let's ride with the family down the street, through the courtesy of Fred's two feet." Has language really evolved that much since the 60s? Or was it written by a Japanese child and then translated in to English? Also, "You'll have a gay old time!"? LOL.

5. Skids and Mudflap from Transformers 2

I just IMDB'd it, and this movie was written by a white guy.

JAMIE LEE CURTIS TAETE