Rotterdam Is a Paradise

It might be paradise but we couldn't find any virgins.

26 January 2012, 12:00pm

After establishing that this island is a cloudy, intoxicated little Eden of weapon dogs staring nonplussed at burning buildings, imodest women and subways guarded by homeless jesters, we moved to greener, international pastures.

So if you are free to cross borders this weekend, our friend Milan Boonstra highly recommends you visit Rotterdam where it is very likely that you'll experience first-hand what it feels like to have blood dripping all over your face.

Previous Paradises:

Bristol / Brighton / Wootton Bassett / Reykjavik

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