Hey, you there! Yeah you, with the accent and the rat tail and the digital print rainbow hoodie. C'mere!So you want to be a British citizen, eh? I can see why. Things are looking pretty rosy here right now. Problem is, it's not as easy as just filling in a form. To stand a chance of getting citizenship you have to take the "Life in the UK Test", a series of questions seemingly totally related to Henry VIII and Cromwell and what colour the Scottish flag is and who abdicated when and why. But only racists and academics know the answers to all those boring old bits of trivia. It isn't representative of real British life. Which is why we made our own test: the VICE UK Citizenship Test.No Googling! 3… 2… 1… Begin!If you scored 0 - 5: Bad news, compadre – it looks like you haven't even been bothered to watch one minute of channel Dave, and are therefore not a Brit. I know it's hard, but you're really going to have to slug it out and get as much Alan Davies in you as possible.If you scored 6 - 12: Not bad, Tex, but you'd still struggle to hold a conversation with someone who has seen every Celebrity Big Brother and may have even gone to the filming of Big Brother's Big Mouth. You don't know your Goldman Sachs from your Andrew Sachs. Simply not good enough.If you scored 13 - 18: Well done, you have just about passed our unreasonable and plainly stupid quiz, and you should be really, really proud of yourself. Really proud.If you scored 19 - 25: God damn, you need to get out more.@joe_bishMore from VICE:What Should Go On the New British Citizenship Test?EU Negotiators Want to Offer Brits the Chance to Keep Their EU CitizenshipThe (old) VICE UK Citizenship Test
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